Nigerian scammers are stupid OK, we all knew that. But here's proof...

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jack_larrycater: hi
jack_larrycater: u there ?
jack_larrycater: hello
BUZZ!!!
Me Perkins: yes?
jack_larrycater: am mr jack
jack_larrycater: u ?
Me Perkins: me what?
jack_larrycater: u ?
jack_larrycater: name
Me Perkins: perkonis
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: am 45 nigeria m.married with three kids
jack_larrycater: am a banker.................am working with fidelity bank plc
Me Perkins: Ah, I've got 3 kids myself
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: u married with three kids ?
Me Perkins: yes
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: how can i trust u ....am here for a business transaction .if u can handle it ?
Me Perkins: alas, no. If I try to conduct international business again, I'll tip them off about my location.
Me Perkins: It's too risky
Me Perkins: Damned NSA
jack_larrycater: risky
jack_larrycater: ?
jack_larrycater: see this is %100 risks free
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: am insider in the bank
Me Perkins: Oh no. I can't let thge NSA find me again.
jack_larrycater: see this is just to claim the next of kin
jack_larrycater: ok?
jack_larrycater: i will back u up
Me Perkins: You know they send people to Gitmo now days?
Me Perkins: I'm not going back
jack_larrycater: there will be no problem i promise .i will use my position and what i have to defence it
jack_larrycater: so will can share goodmoney
jack_larrycater: ok?
jack_larrycater: yes
jack_larrycater: i no that ok
jack_larrycater: there is a prove
Me Perkins: I've spent too much time running and hiding from them
Me Perkins: it's too risky
jack_larrycater: i have the certificate of deposit in my bedroom ............
jack_larrycater: yes i no
jack_larrycater: see the money is unclaim for 5 years now ok?
Me Perkins: no. i can't
jack_larrycater: why ?
Me Perkins: i told you, the NSA is looking for me
Me Perkins: that would leave a HUGE paper trail
Me Perkins: you don't know how persistent they can be
jack_larrycater: i no
Me Perkins: and I can't go back to gitmo
Me Perkins: you dont know what its like there
jack_larrycater: but with this money u can go out of the country with ur family
jack_larrycater: i no
jack_larrycater: but i dont want the money to be share between the top directors
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: if u can assist me
Me Perkins: i can't.
jack_larrycater: i just need a foreigner to claim the fund
Me Perkins: how do i know you arent one of them???
Me Perkins: You're trying to track me now aren't you?
jack_larrycater: no
jack_larrycater: am not
jack_larrycater: am a banker
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: see i sue to god
Me Perkins: You're sueing God?
Me Perkins: what court do you use for that?
jack_larrycater: yes
jack_larrycater: as in?
Me Perkins: In which court are you sueing God?
jack_larrycater: see
Me Perkins: which God are you sueing btw?
jack_larrycater: i sue that am not lieing if u can only calim the fund i will assure u that there is no probelm ..the bank is searching for the kin
jack_larrycater: jesus christ
jack_larrycater: ok
Me Perkins: they arent really from the bank. its the NSA searching for me
Me Perkins: and Jesus is actually the son of god
jack_larrycater: yes
jack_larrycater: so can handle it ?
Me Perkins: no. I keep telling you, they will find me.
Me Perkins: And they'll probably come after you for helping me
Me Perkins: They're relentless
BUZZ!!!
jack_larrycater: so can handle it ?
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: bye
Me Perkins: what is that buzz? You ARE trying to track me down aren't you?
jack_larrycater: u dont need money
Me Perkins: I have all the money I need. lol That's why the NSA is after me
jack_larrycater: see i dont even no u before
jack_larrycater: what i need u for is just to claim a late man depositor fund that is
jack_larrycater: unclaim in the bank
Me Perkins: no way. I know you're a g-man.
Me Perkins: youre trying to find me
Me Perkins: and take me back to gitmo
Me Perkins: that's why you keep buzzing me
BUZZ!!!
jack_larrycater: no
Me Perkins: i dont believe u
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: that is u
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: so now u loose
Me Perkins: oh well
Me Perkins: at least you havent found me yet
jack_larrycater: see
jack_larrycater: bye
Me Perkins: bye
jack_larrycater: ok
jack_larrycater: bye


Apparently he has no problem beleiving that I'm escaped from Gitmo and on the run from the NSA. But it didn't stop him from trying. He was persistent.  ¶ 8:02 PM